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Colonel Carter's Christmas and The Romance of an Old-Fashioned Gentleman
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The work is a Southern‑style Christmas tale that opens with a flashback to a bitter rivalry between Colonel Carter and the financier P. A. Klutchem, whose slanders over a railroad venture and its “Garden Spot” bonds provoked a duel challenge that never materialised. The narrator, a friend of the Colonel, recounts the aftermath of Klutchem’s death and the invitation to a festive gathering at Carter Hall, Bedford Place. The opening scene shifts to the present, where the Colonel, his loyal servant Chad, and the boisterous Mr. Fitzpatrick exchange sharp, dialect‑tinged dialogue about past grievances, duelling pistols, and the looming celebration. The narrative weaves together reminiscences of financial scheming, personal honor, and the preparation for a Christmas feast, setting a lively, conspiratorial tone that promises both humor and a glimpse into post‑war Virginian society.
Written in a colloquial, turn‑of‑the‑century voice, the story blends regional dialect with a slightly satirical edge, reflecting the genteel yet rough‑hewn atmosphere of early‑1900s Virginia. Its brisk, dialogue‑driven style and vivid character sketches will appeal to readers who enjoy historic humor, Southern folklore, and stories that capture the texture of a bygone era’s social rituals. Those who like spirited banter, a touch of melodrama, and a festive setting framed by old‑world honor codes will find this narrative engaging.
Characters in this book
- Colonel CarterDistinguished Southern gentleman, gray moustache, high-collared coat, brass buttons, dignified posture
- P. A. KlutchemSlick financier, slicked-back hair, waistcoat, pocket watch, thin spectacles, austere expression
- Mr. FitzpatrickBoisterous middle‑aged man, full beard, rumpled frock coat, jaunty hat, lively eyes
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My Dear Major:
I have your very kind and welcome letter, and am greatly impressed by the views you hold. I was averse at the time to any reference being made to the matter to which you so kindly refer, for the reason that some men are often more sensitive over their virtues than they are over their faults.
Mr. Klutchem's death, of course, completely alters the situation, and you can make what use you please of the incidents. In this decision I have been helped by my dear Fitz, who spent last Sunday with us on his way South to investigate a financial matter of enormous magnitude and which only a giant intellect like his own can grasp. Fitz's only fear--I quote his exact words, my dear Major,--is that "you will let Klutchem down easy instead of roasting him alive as he deserves," but then you must not mind Fitz, for he always uses intemperate language when speaking of this gentleman.
Your room is always ready for you, and if you will run down to us now, we can smother you in roses. Chad is over his cold, but the old man seems feeble at times. Aunt Nancy is out in her coach paying some visits, and doesn't know I am writing or she would certainly send you her love.
I thanked you, did I not, for all your kindness about the double sets of harness? But I must tell you again how well the leaders look in them. The two sorrels are particularly splendid. Go into Wood's some day this week and write me what you think of a carriage he has just built for me,--a small affair in which Aunt Nancy can drive to Warrentown, or I can send to the depot for a friend.
All my heart to you, my dear Major. An open hand and a warm welcome is always yours at Carter Hall.
Your ever obedient servant and honored friend,
GEORGE FAIRFAX CARTER.
With the Colonel's permission, then, I am privileged to usher you into his cosy dining-room in Bedford Place, there to enjoy the Virginian's rare hospitality.
F. HOPKINSON SMITH.
September 30, 1903.
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