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Cupid's Cyclopedia
by Herford, Oliver; Clay, John Cecil
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Public-domain ebook
by Herford, Oliver; Clay, John Cecil
Language: en321 downloads on Project Gutenberg
Subjects
Public-domain ebook sourced from Project Gutenberg #56269.
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The origin of the form of our capital letter A is supposed to have been an Egyptian symbol (see illustration) representing two people engaged in the ancient pastime called Kyssin, which survives even at the present day. A, by many supposed to be the oldest of the alphabet and constituting, as it does, the initial of Adam’s name, was doubtless the only letter in existence at the time Adam learned to write.
The words Ark, Antediluvian, Ancestry, Archæology, and Antiquity all support the above theory.
Girls like Adelaide, Agatha, Agnes, Alice, Althea, Amanda, Amy, Angelina, and Arabella, whose initials fall in this letter will be Attractive, Amiable, Artless, and in the opposite sex most attracted by those of Ardent, Ambitious, and Affable disposition.
ABSENCE. The sixth sense, arrived at by the exclusion of the other five. A powerful stimulant to love. See longing. When combined with distance lends enchantment to the other five senses.
ADAMANT, m. A very hard word. See father.
ADMIRATION. From admi, the Persian word meaning love, and ration, food; love-food or food of love.
AFFINITY, f. Ad, at; finis, boundary; at the boundary. The one one meets around the corner.
ALIMONY. The fine for speeding in the joy-ride of Matrimony.
ALTAR. The forge where hearts are fused. From the word halter, to hitch.
AMOUNT. A foreign measure of Love.
ANCHOR. The symbol of Hope. See English word hanker, to long for.
ANGEL. See HER.
APPENDIX. See last page.
ARM. The arm is a muscular string connecting the hand with the shoulder. A man can give his arm without giving his hand. Coat-of-Arms (Cupid’s), Heart-shaped shield—Gules, pierced by an Arrow—Argent. Crest, on an olive branch, a Dove Proper ringed d’or, flappant.
ASHES. Fashionable Lenten head-dress. Especially effective when combined with sackcloth.
AVOWAL. A show-down in the Game of Love.
FOUND ALONG THE SEASHORE IN GREAT NUMBERS DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS. THEY CAN HARDLY BE CALLED AQUATIC, AS THEY RARELY GO INTO THE WATER MORE THAN ENOUGH TO WET THE FEET. WITH THEIR BEAUTIFULLY TANNED ARMS AND NECKS AND THEIR SHAPELY, GRACEFUL LEGS THEY PRESENT A REFRESHING PICTURE TO THE TIRED-EYED, OFFICE-FAGGED WEEK-ENDER]
B is a letter beloved of all. Bashful, Bouncing, Beautiful, and Bonny, all of which pleasing attributes are the natural inheritance of the girls to whose lot the initial B shall fall. See Betty, Bella, Bertha, Bridget, and Belinda.
The most congenial qualities of the opposite sex will be Bravery, Brawn, Briskness, and Brains.
BABY. A small thing somewhat resembling a cupid without wings.
BACHELOR, n. An immune.
BALCONY. Cupid’s fire escape.
BEAUTY, f. An affection of the skin; taking but not contagious. Most popular American export.
BEST. Best girl—see Her.
BILL. See coo.
BIRD. See hat.
BLUSH. A weakness of youth and an accomplishment of experience. The pink of impropriety.
BOND. There are two kinds. The United States bonds and Cupid’s bonds of the united state.
BRAVERY. A quality looked for in man, found in woman. The personal adornment of a woman and the mental adornment of a man.
BREACH, Breach of promise suit. A suit made to fit the devil, but sometimes worn by Cupid.
BREAK, to break hearts. Popular pastime of the American girl.
BRUTE, n. A husband.
C, being the initial of Cupid, has many of his charming graces, being Careless, Coquettish, Capricious, Clandestine, Clinging, and Curious.
These charms will also be found in the maids who follow the curly initial C.
Among the C girls are the following: Chloe, Clorinda, Clarice, Clara, Clementine, Catherine, Constance, Cynthia, and Carol.
The attractive qualities of their affinities are Candor, Coolness, Cynicism, Cleverness, and Cash.
CAKE, Wedding Cake. A saccharine monument to the memory of Love.
CARE. The Mother of Thrift and the Child of Extravagance. If you do not take it before marriage it will overtake you after.
CARESS. A sort of dope; very enjoyable.
CASH. A sort of window fastener to keep Love from flying out.
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