Storieta
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Published October, 1916

Thanks are due to the publishers of LIFE for their courtesy in allowing the publication of Mr. Gibson’s drawings in this book.

“My heart’s right there.”]

“All I dared.”]

She: Oh, that’s only papa. He always gets restless towards morning.]

Big Sister: A lady what’s had a husband and is goin’ to have another.]

She: So you were, my dear, so you were. But I can’t entirely forget the other nine hundred and ninety-nine.]

“And I came out ahead.”

“No. I did. You accepted my apology.”]

“No, only one. There isn’t a sound.”]

“Still, it might be worse. I suppose you’re away from home most of the time.”]

“Where did you get those flowers, little girl? Off a tree?”

“No, sir.”

“Off a bush?”

“No, sir.”

“Where?”

“Off a lady.”]

Keep out of politics.]

Keep the mouth closed.]

Never by any chance stay at home.]

By all means marry for a home.]

Go back to the stable as soon as possible.]

“What did you talk about?”

“I talked to the poet about money and to the millionaire about the intellectual life.”]

Undernourished Maid of all Work: I think it must come in from next door.]

“But, Auntie, dear, poor people are so monotonous.”]

Trying to be appreciative while the author of the verses looks over your shoulder.]

His fiancée sees Captain von Hoffenfeffer in civilian clothes for the first time.]

When your mother shows your best girl the door.]

When your rich aunt arrives unexpectedly and finds you haven’t hung the portrait she sent you at Christmas.]

Dad is introduced to the man of her choice--“the nicest, sweetest thing in all the world.”]

Which shall be her sphere?]

The Rev. ---- reads his latest comedy to his niece.]

Strong-minded Lady (on meeting the bride and groom): I trust you will be as happy as we have been.]

He: If yes, no. If no, yes.]

The one night a week that he dines at home.]

A susceptible young man trying to make up his mind which way to turn]

Something wrong somewhere--time 8.55 and still waiting for dinner to be announced.]

The first stormy night in the cottage you have rented for the summer.]

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