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The lovable liar
by W. C. Tuttle
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Public-domain ebook
by W. C. Tuttle
Language: en1,671 downloads on Project Gutenberg
Subjects
Public-domain ebook sourced from Project Gutenberg #78467.
The story opens in the dusty, half‑built outpost of Tecoma, a “two‑house town” consisting of a saloon‑restaurant and a tiny depot perched at five‑thousand feet. A weary, lanky cowboy and his short‑statured partner Sleepy Stevens linger over a poker table, trading banter about the lack of a hotel while a mysterious horse swap and a sudden gunfire erupt from the shadows. The ensuing confusion draws in the town’s sheriff, Swan River Smith, and his loose‑jointed deputy, Forty Dollar Dion, who quickly turn the encounter into a comic interrogation about stolen horses, a train robbery, and the men’s own misadventures. The dialogue propels the narrative from the cramped porch of Tecoma to the looming, more populated settlement of Moolock, setting the stage for a tale of cattle rustling, train heists, and the rough‑and‑ready camaraderie of frontier lawmen and outlaws.
Written in a brisk, colloquial style that captures the cadence of late‑19th‑century Western slang, the prose blends rapid dialogue with vivid descriptions of the high‑country landscape. The voice is unapologetically gritty yet laced with humor, making the narrative feel like a lively campfire yarn rather than a solemn saga. Readers who enjoy fast‑moving frontier mysteries, colorful characters such as Hashknife Hartley and Sleepy, and the interplay of law‑breakers and sheriffs will find this tale engaging. It appeals especially to fans of classic Western fiction who appreciate dialogue‑driven storytelling and a setting that teeters between lawlessness and the promise of a new town on the horizon.
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Tecoma consisted of a little depot, a saloon and a restaurant. Inasmuch as the saloon and restaurant were in the same building, it made Tecoma a two-house town. The railroad time table showed that Tecoma had an elevation of five thousand feet, and that certain trains would stop there on a flag.
There was a wagon road of sorts from Tecoma down into the Moolock cattle country, and this alleged road also wound its way from Tecoma back to the mines of the Bearpaw district. The main street of Tecoma was this road, if it might be termed a street. In front of the saloon and restaurant was a long hitch-rack, where a horse might have the privilege of standing at an angle of about forty-five degrees.
Just now it was after dark. The restaurant was closed, as was the depot; but from the open saloon door a shaft of yellow light illuminated part of the rough porch. Inside the saloon, five men sat at a poker table, playing rather indifferently. The stakes were not high enough to make it interesting for a tall, raw-boned cowboy, who yawned wearily and shoved back from the table.
“I wish there was a hotel here,” he said. “Ain’t even a stable where yuh can feed a horse.”
“And that’s whatever,” agreed the proprietor. “Tecoma ain’t no town, pardner. ’F I had a bed I’d offer it to you and your pardner; but all I’ve got is a cot t’ sleep on.”
“It’s about twenty miles to Moolock,” offered the man who owned the restaurant. “The road ain’t none too good, but yuh can get a bed in Moolock.”
The tall cowboy yawned again and squinted at his partner, “Sleepy” Stevens. Sleepy was slightly below the average in height, with broad shoulders, slightly bowed legs and a pair of perfectly innocent blue eyes. His face was angular, almost serious in repose, but at the slightest provocation it would break into a mass of grin-wrinkles, like the ripples from a stone cast into a quiet pool.
“What do yuh think about it, Sleepy?” asked “Hashknife” Hartley, the tall one. “Shall we gird up our broncs and hie away for this Moolock town?”
“Jist so well as not, I reckon,” said Sleepy. “Might as well be ridin’ as settin’ here. I ain’t held better than a pair of jacks since supper.”
“You fellers come in from the Bearpaw?” asked the saloon man.
“Yeah,” said Hashknife. “We came in over the Grayling trail. Some darned liar told us that there was a lot of unlocated land up there--land that was pretty rich; but he lied, as usual. What kind of a country is this Moolock?”
“Cows, mostly. Lot of good outfits. Frank Allenby owns the Half-Circle Cross, the biggest outfit.”
Hashknife looked curiously at Sleepy, who regarded him innocently. They cashed in their few chips, bought a supply of tobacco from the saloon keeper, and went out to the hitch-rack.
As they started to untie their horses, Sleepy grunted wonderingly. He had ridden a roan horse into Tecoma, but the horse he was looking at now was decidedly gray. Its head was hanging low with fatigue and its coat was drying rough with lather.
He called softly to Hashknife, who was doing a little swearing over his own discovery.
“I’ve got a pinto,” grunted Hashknife, as Sleepy blurted out the fact that he had drawn a gray.
There were only two horses at the rack, and only one rack in the town. Sleepy scratched a match and discovered that whoever had made the substitution had changed saddles too.
“We’ve still got our saddles,” he declared. “Now what in ---- do yuh know about that?”
Hashknife untied his pinto and led it into the light from the saloon door, where he appraised the animal closely. It was sore-footed and weary. Sleepy walked in beside him, leading the gray, and was about to call to those inside the saloon to come out and help them wonder over it all, when a voice yelled out from the darkness--
“Put up yore hands, doggone yuh!”
A revolver flashed and the bullet bit a splinter out of the sidewalk. With an almost automatic movement, Hashknife drew and fired at the flash; and at the same moment he darted out of the light and flung himself flat on the ground. Sleepy went headlong out of the illumination, rolled down the hill and came to rest behind a big rock.
“Gosh dang yuh, what did yuh do that for, ‘Forty’?” wailed a voice from the gloom. “Who in ---- told yuh to shoot, anyway?”
“Don’t walk into that light, ‘Swan River’!” cautioned another voice. “They didn’t go far. I’ve got to fix that gun of mine. It’s too easy on the pull. Don’t git in that light, you darned fool!”
The three men had come to the saloon door, wondering aloud what it was all about. The saloon keeper carried a sawed-off shotgun, and at sight of him, the one called Swan River spoke quickly--
“Hey, Pierson! This is the sheriff.”
“Hello, Swan River,” called the saloon keeper. “What’s all the ruction about?”
“Don’t git in that light!” warned the deputy, “Forty Dollar” Dion, whose gun was easy on the trigger. “I tell yuh they didn’t git far away.”
“Who yuh lookin’ for?” asked one of the men in the saloon doorway.
“The men who own them two horses,” replied Swan River Smith, the sheriff. “They stuck up a train this afternoon, and we’ve been on their trail ever since. That’s their gray and pinto.”
“Hey, sheriff!” called Hashknife.
“Listenin’.”
“Then listen close. Them ain’t our horses. I reckon the three men in the doorway can tell yuh that we rode a roan and a bay into this place late this afternoon, and that we’ve been in there ever since. We jist found that somebody traded horses with us, and was admirin’ ’em in the light.”
“That’s the truth,” said the saloon keeper. “They sure did ride a roan and a bay, sheriff.”
“Well--” the sheriff seemed a bit dubious--“if yuh say so, Pierson, I’ll take yore word. C’mon in, gents.”
Hashknife and Sleepy sauntered back into the light and looked at Swan River Smith and his elongated deputy. Swan River was small, gray as a rabbit, and with a pair of eyes as hard as granite. Forty Dollar Dion was almost as tall as Hashknife, sad of face, and walked with a loose-jointed shamble that would cause one to suspect that he might fall apart at any time.
“I’m the sheriff of this county,” said Swan River, after a close scrutiny of the two cowpunchers. “Name’s Smith.”
Hashknife introduced himself and Sleepy, and they adjourned to the bar.
“You danged near killed me,” declared Forty Dollar mournfully. “My gun went off accidental. I had sense enough to sidestep; and yore bullet poked a hole in the air just after I left. And it ain’t like me to think fast, either.”
“Well,” grinned Hashknife, “yuh can’t blame me, pardner. One of yuh yelled for us to put up our hands and the other one shot at us.”
“Excuse him, if yuh can,” said the sheriff, “I can’t. Here’s happy days and a blanket at night.”
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