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The Foolish Dictionary presents itself as a tongue‑in‑cheek reference work that tackles only a modest half‑thousand of the half‑million English words in circulation. Its opening pages set the tone with a self‑aware preface that admits the author’s “modesty” and invites the reader to judge whether the entries are “wise, flippant, sober or stupid.” Each entry follows a formula of whimsical etymology, a brief definition, and often a witty illustration or quotation, as seen in the playful explanations for words such as ABSINTHE, ADVICE, ALDERMAN, and ALLOPATHY. The book is peppered with abbreviations and occasional footnotes, and its humor ranges from the mildly absurd to the outright satirical, offering a compact yet sprawling showcase of American wit and linguistic parody.

The voice is unmistakably late‑19th‑ to early‑20th‑century American humor, echoing the satirical essays of Mark Twain and the lexical jokes of Ambrose Bierce. Gideon Wurdz writes in a brisk, colloquial style that blends mock‑scholarship with a sardonic observation of everyday life, making the work a delight for readers who enjoy linguistic curiosities, historical wordplay, and a generous dose of irreverent commentary. Fans of classic American humor, collectors of oddball dictionaries, and anyone who appreciates a clever twist on ordinary definitions will find this eccentric compendium an entertaining diversion.

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With half a million English words to choose from, modesty has been the watchword, and the author has confined himself to the treatment of only about half a thousand. How wise, flippant, sober or stupid, this treatment has been, it is for the reader alone to judge. However, if from epigram, derivative or pure absurdity, there be born a single laugh between the lids, the laborer will accredit himself worthy of his hire.

In further explanation it should be said that some slight deference has been made to other wits, and the definitions include a few quotations from the great minds of the past and present. As for the rest, the jury will please acknowledge a plea of guilty from

GIDEON WURDZ.

ABBREVIATIONS.

Bet. Between. Dist. Distinguish. Eng. English. Fr. French. Ger. German. Grk. Greek. Lat. Latin. Syn. Synonym. v. i. Verb intransitive. v. t. Verb transitive.

It's a long lane that has no ashbarrel.

=ABSINTHE= From two Latin words, ad, and sinistrum, meaning "to the bad." If in doubt, try one. (Old adage, "Absinthe makes the jag last longer)."

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