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"Sole secret to jingle and scan,"

as an unduly severe critic says somewhere. One need hardly say that this is not Praed's sole secret: but technique is certainly his strong point.

"Where are my friends? I am alone: No playmate shares my beaker: Some lie beneath the churchyard stone And some--before the Speaker: And some compose a tragedy, And some compose a rondo: And some draw sword for Liberty, And some draw pleas for John Doe.

Tom Mill was used to blacken eyes Without the fear of sessions: Charles Medlar loathed false quantities As much as false professions: Now Mill keeps order in the land, A magistrate pedantic: And Medlar's feet repose unscanned Beneath the wide Atlantic."

This is the art which does not conceal itself. One may not be able to do the trick; but it is possible to see how the trick is done.

"No one," says Locker, when speaking of occasional or society verse, "has fully succeeded who did not possess a certain gift of irony." That is profoundly true. A would-be writer of light verse who has not an ironical habit of mind had better change his purpose and write an epic. Locker has his full share of the necessary gift. Half gay, half melancholy, always ironical--dissembling most of pain and some of pleasure--he is in certain ways the appropriate spokesman of a society like our own, which is really most natural when most dissembling, or dismissing with a smile, its deeper emotions. There is nothing about Locker which is not natural. As he is, so (apparently) does he speak: far more candidly and with more of self-revelation than Praed, more candidly than Mr Austin Dobson, who is apt to veil his personality behind a mask of elegant antiquarianism. But Locker is more artless and naive (which qualities are in him not the least inconsistent with irony) than any modern writer, except, perhaps, R. L. Stevenson now and then; and with the latter naivete itself is sometimes an artifice. Mr Brander Matthews rightly lays stress on this aspect of Locker's poetry; "individuality and directness of expression"--that is the true note of "London Lyrics." He is far more genuine and spontaneous than Praed. It is difficult and perhaps invidious to compare the two as "humorists." It may be that Locker's vein of humour is larger and truer than the earlier poet's. Praed belongs, as has been said, to a period of other men and other manners. Probably he is the wittier of the two; yet this might be contradicted. Locker's humour has the reflective vein, with a suggestion of pathos, of the great writers who flourished in the early and middle Victorian era. We are perhaps a little out of tune now with the sentiment of the middle of the nineteenth century and perhaps, too, with Praed's "antithetical rhetoric"; but Locker's humour can never be quite out of fashion. Readers will always smile (not laugh) at "The Housemaid" or "The Pilgrims of Pall Mall" or the lines "To my Grandmother"--

"With her bridal-wreath, bouquet, Lace farthingale, and gay Falbala,-- If Romney's touch be true, What a lucky dog were you, Grandpapa!

. . . . .

What funny fancy slips From atween these cherry lips? Whisper me, Fair Sorceress in paint, What canon says I mayn't Marry thee?"

But perhaps, for a nutshell's content of whimsical Lockerian humour, the gem which will occur to most is the delightful reminiscence of infancy:

"I recollect a nurse call'd Ann, Who carried me about the grass, And one fine day a fine young man Came up, and kiss'd the pretty Lass: She did not make the least objection! Thinks I. 'Aha! When I can talk I'll tell Mamma.' --And that's my earliest recollection."

(Locker's "mottoes," of which this is one, often contain his most characteristic lines.) Praed could no more have written that, or the lines "To my Grandmother," than Locker could have written "The Vicar." Both poets have other strings. Praed's more serious vein could win a contemporary reputation: but he would not have been remembered for this alone, after eighty years. In "At Her Window," which Mr Coulson Kernahan rightly calls "one of the most beautiful love-songs of the century," Locker is no longer ironical, but rises to the heights of real passion:

"Beating Heart! we come again Where my Love reposes: This is Mabel's window-pane: These are Mabel's roses.

. . . . .

Mabel will be deck'd anon, Zoned in bride's apparel; Happy zone! Oh hark to yon Passion-shaken carol! Sing thy song, thou tranced thrush, Pipe thy best, thy clearest;-- Hush, her lattice moves, O hush-- Dearest Mabel!--_dearest_" . . .

"I once tried," says Locker in "My Confidences," "to write like Praed." The effort was not wholly successful: Locker is weakest where his manner is most Praedian; and the poet, either realising this, or moulded by the temper of his time, appears to have altered most of the obviously imitative passages. Thus in "Tempora Mutantur" the last stanza runs, in 1857:

"What brought this wanderer here, and why Was Pamela away? It might be she had found her grave Or he had found her gay";

but the antithetical pun is excised in the 1893 edition, where the lines are:

"The pilgrim sees an empty chair Where Pamela once sat: It may be she had found her grave, It might be worse than that."

"The Rowfant books, how fair they shew, The Quarto quaint, the Aldine tall, Print, autograph, portfolio! Back from the outer air they call The athletes from the Tennis ball, This Rhymer from his rod and hooks, Would I could sing them, one and all, The Rowfant books!"

Locker's first wife died in 1872. In 1874 he married Miss Lampson, adding her family name to his own. The rest of his life was spent for the most part at Rowfant: he died there, 30th May 1895. His autobiography, "My Confidences," was published posthumously in 1896.

You shake your curls, and ask me why I don't build castles in the sky; You smile, and you are thinking too, He's nothing else on earth to do. It needs, my dear, romantic ware To raise such fabrics in the air-- Ethereal bricks, and rainbow beams, The gossamer of Fancy's dreams: And much the architect may lack Who labours in the zodiac To rear what I, from chime to chime, Attempted once upon a time.

My Castle was a glad retreat, Adorn'd with bloom and scented briars,-- A Cupid's model country-seat, With all that such a seat requires. A rustic thatch, a purple mountain, A sweet, mysterious, haunted fountain, A terraced lawn, a summer lake, By sun or moonbeam ever burnish'd; And then my cot, by some mistake, Unlike most cots was neatly furnish'd.

A trelliss'd porch, a mirror'd hall, A Hebe, laughing from the wall, Frail vases from remote Cathay,-- While, under arms and armour wreath'd In trophied guise, the marble breath'd-- A peering fawn, a startled fay.

And cabinets with gems inlaid, The legacy of parted years, Full curtains of festoon'd brocade, And Venice lent her chandeliers. Quaint carvings dark, and, pillow'd light, Meet couches for the Sybarite; Embroider'd carpets, soft as down, The last new novel fresh from town. On silken cushion, rich with braid, A shaggy pet from Skye was laid, And, drowsy eyed, would dosing swing A parrot in his golden ring.

All these I saw one happy day, And more than now I care to name; Here, lately shut, that workbox lay, There stood your own embroidery frame. And over this piano bent A Form, from some pure region sent.

Her dusky tresses lustrous shone, In massy clusters, like your own; And, as her fingers pressed the keys, How strangely they resembled these.

Yes, you, you only, Lady Fair, Adorn'd my Castle in the Air; And Life, without the least foundation, Became a charming occupation. We viewed, with much serene disdain, The smoke and scandal of Cockaigne, Its dupes and dancers, knaves and nuns, Possess'd by blues, or bored by duns. With souls released from earthly tether, We gazed upon the moon together. Our sympathy, from night to noon, Rose crescent with that crescent moon, We lived and loved in cloudless climes, And died (in rhymes) a thousand times.

Yes, you, you only, Lady Fair, Adorn'd my Castle in the Air, Now, tell me, could you dwell content In such a baseless tenement? Or could so delicate a flower Exist in such a breezy bower? Because, if you would settle in it, 'Twere built, for love, in half a minute.

What's love? you ask;--why, love at best Is only a delightful jest;-- As sad for one, as bad for three, So I suggest you jest with me.

You shake your head, and wonder why A denizen of dear May-Fair Should ever condescend to try And build her Castle in the Air.

I've music, books, and all, you say, To make the gravest lady gay; I'm told my essays show research, My sketches have endow'd a church. I've partners, who have witty parts; I've lovers, who have broken hearts; Quite undisturbed by nerves or blues, My doctor gives me--all the news. Poor Polly would not care to fly; And Wasp, you know, was born in Skye.

To realise your tete-a-tete Might jeopardise a giddy pate; And quel ennui! if, pride apart, I lost my head, or you your heart. I'm more than sorry, I'm afraid My Castle is already made.

And is this all we gain by fancies For noon-day dreams, and waking trances,-- Such dreams as brought poor souls mishap, When Baby-Time was fond of pap: And still will cheat with feigning joys, While women smile, and men are boys?

The blooming rose conceals an asp, And bliss coquetting flies the grasp: And, waking up, snap goes the slight Poor cord that held my foolish kite,-- Your slave, you may not care to know it, Your humble slave will be your Poet.

Farewell!--can aught for her be will'd Whose every wish is all fulfill'd? Farewell!--could wishing weave a spell, There's promise in those words "Fare well!"

I wish your wish may not be marr'd;-- Now wish yourself a better Bard!

The Cradle

Aye, here is your cradle! Why surely, my Jenny, Such slender dimensions go somewhat to show You were an exceedingly small pic-a-ninny Some nineteen or twenty short summers ago.

Your baby-days flow'd in a much-troubled channel; I see you as then in your impotent strife,-- A tight little bundle of wailing and flannel, Perplex'd with that newly-found fardel called life.

To hint at an infantine frailty's a scandal; All bye-gones are bye-gones--and somebody knows It was bliss such a baby to dance and to dandle, Your cheeks were so velvet--so rosy your toes.

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