The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery Illustrated

RISIBLE ANECDOTES AFFECTING THE FACULTY.

INSCRIBED TO THE COLLEGE OF WIGS, BY GREGORY GLYSTER, AN OLD PRACTITIONER.

“TWENTY MORE! KILL THEM TOO.”——BOBADIL.

LONDON: PRINTED FOR G. KEARSLEY, NO. 46, FLEET-STREET.

MDCCLXXXIX.

[PRICE THREE SHILLINGS AND SIX-PENCE.]

TO THE COLLEGE OF WIGS.

“Most potent, grave, and reverend signiors, “My very noble and approved good” Doctors.

The solemnity of your somniferous aspects, no less than the professional gravity of your external ornaments, lay claim to a bow of obedient recollection in passing through W—— k-lane to public inspection. As one of the most popular descendants from your great progenitor, permit me to acknowledge, I revere the vast extent of your medical abilities; that I feel most forcibly the enormous weight of your accumulated learning, and tremble at the very idea of your experimental abilities.

Condescend, dread Sirs, to sanction this analization of Æsculapian imposition and medical mystery, with such proof of approbation, as the dignity of a diploma, and the muscular rigidity of physical countenance will permit you to bestow; nor let it be the less entitled to your favor, that a long list of valetudinarians (to whom you are daily pensioners) become partakers of the banquet of mirth; or the small fry of pharmacopolists (your humble dependents) for once permitted to take a seat at the same table with yourselves.

Anxiously solicitous to obtain belief, that

“I shall nothing extenuate, “Nor set down aught in malice,”